Mascot Productions

Tim


Nom nom nom beerz. I'm Tim Luken and blah blah blah. I write all of the videos. Email me if you have video ideas. I won't listen to them, but you should still email me.
Random facts about me: I wear a size 14 shoe, I love airplanes, I used to tape leaves to my swingset to decorate for fall, I've never had pie, and I am amused by traffic lights. Less random facts: I am a junior industrial technologies major at Ohio University. I run Ohio Paranormal Investigators alongside Crofty. I have conquered land, sea, and air; my next expedition? Space: the final frontier. My favorite TV shows include: South Park, Simpsons, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, and Robot Chicken.

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Updates


Most, if not all, of these updates are done by Crofty.

Season 4 and its Implications
Thursday November 5, 2009 9:40P

Season 3 is over.

Season 4 has come. Are you ready? We have 4 videos already in Season 4, wth many more to come. What's that? Oh you want to watch a video about douchebag guitar players? Oh you want a tour of a Natural Light Facility? You say you want some tips on life? You want to watch the Natural Light challenge? Well damn. Our videos fit your mood perfectly, so go watch them.

I remember when we made these videos. We had you in mind. We knew what you were thinking. Are we creepy? Maybe. Do we make you laugh? Of course. Should our videos bring a tear to your eye with how brilliant and hilarious they are? YES.

Now. Stop reading. Go watch our videos.

We're still lazy with this website. VIDEOS.
Thursday April 30, 2009 1:28AM

OH DEAR. We're back.

Well we never really left...more of went into hibernation. Seriously, we were really tired and pulled a Yogi Bear (not Berra. We don't deal with baseball) and slept for most of the winter. It was really cold here in the mines that we're forced to work in.

THAT BEING SAID, we have purchased script writers (not hired them. we actually bought them), and we have produced a video that will become the most watched video on all of youtube. That's a lie, but it is a very good video and you should watch it.

CHECK OUT THE VIDEOS PAGE BECAUSE WE WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T. SWINE FLU.



We've been lazy. Eat some videos.
Tuesday January 6, 2009 12:50AM

We usher in the new year with two more videos.

Actually, one of the videos has been made for awhile, so watch it. It's Mascot Sponsorship and it's about how we have no money because we lost our jobs because of the economy so we hire a bunch of sponsors to do things in our videos. I think. Or maybe I just made all of that up. Either way, watch our video. It's tasty.

However, we do have a brand new video, called Don't Wake Daddy Movie Trailer. It's about people who wake up daddy, who proceeds to get angry. I mean, lets face it. No one likes being woken up.

Now that you're awake, watch the video please. It's funny this time, I promise.

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